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Introduction[]

Chimp Grey

Hunterbob's current whereabouts are unknown but what is known, is that he travels the world. He takes many a photo on his travels and of rather good quality too, some of which can be discovered Here.

Hunterbob Facts[]

The sexiest man on earth. Hunterbob is so sexy it is thought he can even make a quadriplegic orgasm on sight. His luscious full locks of hair are legendary.

If i was to start a recollection of my evening with Hunterbob, within moments my penis would erupt in a ball shattering, floor drenching explosion that would immediately drown anyone other than the most seasoned cum drinking Thai whore that happened to find themselves within a 10 meter radius. Further more, anyone within ear shot of the story, would commence their own loin shattering explosive orgasm, culminating in a chain reaction producing enough sexual bodily fluid to cause a small tsunami in any area with a population density greater than Antarctica. Lives would be lost, crops would be devastated, and even though the small number of survivors would be so sexually satisfied and content they would resemble and assortment of dried fruit, the economic damage would set humanity back, literally, thousands of years.

--Jiminy 09:18, April 18, 2012 (UTC)

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